Funny Sorry Stoned Tan Marijuana Welcome Doormat Outdoor Floor Rug Weed Door Mat

Funny Sorry Stoned Tan Marijuana Welcome Doormat Outdoor Floor Rug Weed Door MatPick it, pack it, fire it up, wipe your shoes upon, and take a hit from the bong. After you rip a bong or spark a spliff, set this funny "Sorry We're STONED" welcome mat outside your door or establishment to let world know you're blitzed. Made in the USA from 100% Olefin indoor outdoor carpet and printed with color fast inks, this funny tan doormat features a sign that reads, "Sorry, We're Stoned," parodying the standard "Sorry, We're Closed" signs

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